I should have been a pair of ragged claws

Todd: This game needs a Tingle [ 1 ] ! DeathMonkey: :& DeathMonkey: what game? Todd: My game. DeathMonkey: hmmm Todd: Come on, every game needs a character that just freaks you out in it. :) Todd: Hope he's in the new Zelda [ 2 ] . Todd: If he's not I'm gonna be UP-SET! DeathMonkey: I'm sure he will be DeathMonkey: Though I'm really concerned about him being realistically rendered. :& Todd: And this time he'll be "realistic". :P Todd: Hahah Todd: Nintendo should pull a MGS2 [ 3 ] . :) DeathMonkey: :& DeathMonkey: NOOOOO Todd: Buy a Zelda game 3 hours in you're Tingle! Todd: On an epic fairy quest! DeathMonkey: NOOOOOOOO Todd: Best joke EVA. [ 1 ] Tingle has always been disturbing. He's a 35 year old "fairy" that's appeared in the Legend of Zelda series. His catch-phrase is "Tingle-Tingle, Kooloo-Limpah!" [ 2 ] Legend of Zelda: The Twilight Princess is the next game in the series. [ 3 ] Metal Gear Solid 2: ...

My wife's youngest sister has a blog as well as almost everyone under the age of 22. I am way behind the times. Here's our im conversation: Tracy says: how did u find my [blog]? DeathMonkey says: searched for "weird pirate asian freak" DeathMonkey says: it was the first link Tracy says: did not Tracy says: ! Tracy says: let me see Tracy wants to be a pirate, as all middle school-aged asian girls do. For my wedding, she presented my wife (her sister) with a trophy of a pirate's head with the inscription "Arrr. ..I'm a teenage mutant ninja pirate chipmunk!" I need to get a photograph of this trophy; it has to be seen to be believed. Where do you find a pirate head in a trophy shop anyway?