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Christmas DS Haikus

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A few of co-workers have gotten Nintendo DSs for themselves or their family and some have asked me what I recommend. Well, how about recommendations in haiku form? Everybody loves that! Elite Beat Agents Male cheerleaders? Huh?! This comic music game grooves even with Believe [ 1 ] . Dragon Quest: Rocket Slime Look what's on my head! I'll fire it from my huge tank! Hope you like mad puns. Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow Has Metroid-vania [ 2 ] ever been done better? No. Take notes, Nintendo! Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Nethack [ 3 ] , lose no sleep; It's a puddle to your lake. Still, fun in the car. [ 1 ]Yes, Cher's Believe . While some may question the track list , Elite Beat Agents remains a fun game no matter how many hundreds of times you've heard the songs. [ 2 ] Metroid-vania is a sub-genre of 2D platformers defined by their maze-like non-linearity and the collection of abilities that open up new areas to explore. The first Metroid-vania was Nintendo's Metroid, a...

Resident Evil 4 Haiku

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shuffling awkwardness "That's not scary. It's just dumb." same crap, different view

Viewtiful Joe 2 Haiku

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girlfriend, more puzzles first Joe thrilled, now indifference Crapcom strikes again

Paper Mario 2 Haiku

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Brilliant happy game but don't make me walk so much two visits is fine

Astro Boy Haiku

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Astro's dashing dodge mob brawling, boss encounters! bland flight; still Treasure.