Here's our im conversation:
how did u find my [blog]?
searched for "weird pirate asian freak"
it was the first link
let me see
Tracy wants to be a pirate, as all middle school-aged asian girls do. For my wedding, she presented my wife (her sister) with a trophy of a pirate's head with the inscription "Arrr. ..I'm a teenage mutant ninja pirate chipmunk!" I need to get a photograph of this trophy; it has to be seen to be believed. Where do you find a pirate head in a trophy shop anyway?