Hey Yankees

The DNA tests just came in. Your biological father turns out to be Curt Schilling.

Hey New York, nice work on the loss. The disappointment. The biggest meltdown in baseball history.

And you lost to the Boston Red Sox. The shame. The shame.

Hey Sox - go break the curse.


jeremiah said...


Steve said...

Schilling wailed on New York in the World Series when he played for Arizona (Go D-Backs!) and he waileth again. *This* was a fun ALCS to watch.